At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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