I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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