garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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