these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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