You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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