I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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