I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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