if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I want to fling myself into the sun
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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