If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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