'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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