what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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