is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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