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I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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