Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He uses pillows to masturbate.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
And then he peed in my hair
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