Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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