I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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