problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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