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(214): View more from Texas

would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable

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(813): View more from Florida

I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.

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(917): View more from New York City

I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!

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(226): View more from Ontario

Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again

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(507): View more from Minnesota

...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.

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(614): View more from Ohio

i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.

(816): View more from Missouri

I'm there.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?

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