All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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