I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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