I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Are my feet made of real feet?
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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