I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
