doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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