We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I would fuck him just for his dog
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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