It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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