this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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