after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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