I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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