i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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