I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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