shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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