piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention