how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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