i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.