There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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