I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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