Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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