Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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