Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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