Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
