You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
