You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Randomize
