He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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