Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Come see our sink grown plant.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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