i jhust puked up my retainher.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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