So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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