Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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