I wannas sexs uuuuu
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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