you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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