I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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