speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it π
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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