My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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