OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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