He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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